"goto first unread post" at the beginning of a thread, it doesnt take me to my first unread post. I have my cookies turned on. On other boards that i go to it works just fine, but here, not so much. I'm getting mouse wrist from scrolling.
I'll make sure i mark all posts as read when i leave amity's this time and i'll see if the goto first unread post thing works the next time i log in and letcha know if it works.
After perusing the vbulletin forum, I *think* that the answer to your question is "no - it was never meant to work that way." Here's a link to a post there which was the clearest I could find regarding this topic: