GAMES:
- Sag, you're It.
- Hide and go pee.
- 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
- Kick the bucket
- Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
- Musical recliners.
- Simon says something incoherent.
- Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
- You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
- You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
- You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
- Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
- You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
- Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
- Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
- An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts:
- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but
- fat cells live forever.
But Most Of All, Remember!
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close
GAMES, MENOPAUSE, . . .
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