lol..I want to be entertained... ok so I could give my kids a bottle of chocolate syrup and watch the mess happen but that's not the type of entertaining that I want.... any idea?
Fave websites?
I'm already ready for today to be over. It's a good time to finish the day when your 4 yo takes all the bbqd corn on the cob (my favorite bbq food) outside decorates the yard with the husks and then leaves ALL the corn in the grass. What???? Then dh calls to say he'll be late... yep he called ... usually he calls at that time when he is in the car after getting off the train (20 mins away) this time it was from his desk down town and he wouldn't be leaving for another 30 mins... aka he's 2 hours later than his "normal" late time.
I don't want to sew, I don't want to clean, and when I tried to veg in front of the tv the kids jumped me. lol.
Pleasssse tell me a funny story, joke, website?
Any sillyness would be appreciated so I don't have to dwell on the local bs that is going on and my mind keeps rehashing.
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worth a chuckle at least
The Cab Driver
> >>
> >> A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could
scare him so much.
The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day
as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
> >> years!"
A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a glass of water and sits down at the bar. The waitress glares at him, pulls a gun on him and orders him to leave the restaurant. He stands up, smiles, says "Thank you" and walks out.
Why?
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What do you mean, half full or half empty? This is NOT my glass!
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Re: entertaining riddle
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Originally posted by TinkleBelle A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a glass of water and sits down at the bar. The waitress glares at him, pulls a gun on him and orders him to leave the restaurant. He stands up, smiles, says "Thank you" and walks out.
I donno I may have some quilts that could be in the running.
Like the one I'm holding off on right now... scares me that it will not have flat seams for the next step because of all the different type of fabrics that I'm useing... lol so for now it makes a ... what is it called when you have fabric draped over a canopy that's it... it makes a canopy over the dining room table... out of the way yet I can view it at any time.
entertain me... please???
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