This is one my friend helped me put into a song for our english class on Utopia
A Snow College Girl's Utopia
I'd be the star on the Volleyball team
First chair in the band
I'd have the leading role in the play
The girl who gets her man
Every day would be
A good hair day for me
I'd always have money in my pocket
A picture of a nice boy in my locket
I would have hairless legs, I'd never shave
For breakfast I'd eat ice cream
I would hire Brad Pitt for my maid
My house would always be clean
I'd have a date every Friday night
With a guy who I think's out of sight
My homework would be as fun as watching soaps
On Bo (Beau?) and Hope, I would take notes
In the subjects of math and science, I'd be a pro
My G.P.A. would be a 4.0
I would know which classes to pick and chose because
I'd finally know what my major was
There would not be as many girls as guys
I would see fewer dresses and a lot more ties
and cooking skills would come with ease
'cuz I'm so darn sick of macaroni and cheese
I'd have a body like Cindy Crawford, toned and lean
I wouldn't have to worry about that "freshman 15"
Somebody would carry my hundred pound pack
So my thousand dollar books wouldn't break my back
I'd get a letter in the mail every day
And here is what that letter would say:
"You're such a wonderful daughter, we thought we'd send
Some money for you to spend"
Thanks Mom and Dad, I love you so
Gee I really love my life here at Snow
I know this might sound kind of strange
But the truth is, there's nothin' 'bout college that I would change.
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