Breastfeeding your toddlerSTILL GOT MILK? Are you the one people ask 'are you STILL breastfeeding??' are mee nums still a daily (or even weekly) event? this place holds lots of nips (i mean tips) for you.
Oh, this is classic, the other day, our cat was lurking around me as Jordan was sitting on my lap nursing and he actually offered my breast to the cat. Luckily, she didn't take it.
Umm, another one is when I nursed a "Little People" yesterday.
Oh I miss this...but you know you are nursing a toddler when they stand up to nurse and want to use you like a milkbar all day...just run up, take a sip, and run off...LOL..I can't believe I miss that...
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When you are nursing his/her trucks and dollies, too. When you nurse scraped knees - the actual knee itself. When he sings "It's empty. I want othery othery other!"
Originally posted by mamaxt When you are nursing his/her trucks and dollies, too. When you nurse scraped knees - the actual knee itself. When he sings "It's empty. I want othery othery other!"
My nursling asks me to nurse all of his owies too! As in the actual Ow.
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When you are treated to long monologues as a prelude to nursing, such as:
"I need a nurse." (okay). "Nurse upstairs!" (walk upstairs). "Long nurse with two cars" (also a roadway mama). "Long nurse with 5 cars!" (gets off bed to find additional cars) "Long nurse with five cars and then play with playdoh." (nipple in mouth) "Long nurse with five cars and then snack and then play with playdoh!" etc etc etc
I particularly enjoy the statements where the nipple is still in the mouth, but he's carefully moving his tongue and teeth around it while speaking.
Originally posted by momof4 When your ds doesn't want to put his Hot Wheels car down and has to bring it with him and your body becomes the roadway.
Same with my two!!! Actually, I have several funnies:
When my dd wants to nurse, she brings her dollie and would put the dollie on my right boob, she nurses on the left... and if my ds tries to get up, she would scream, "NO! She nursing now! Wait!"
Whenever they want to nurse, they bring pillows from their room on my chair and said to me "Mommy, please nursing!"
So cute!
BUT I feel like a milking machine
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Originally posted by doubleblessed Same with my two!!!
Whenever they want to nurse, they bring pillows from their room on my chair and said to me "Mommy, please nursing!"
BUT I feel like a milking machine
This is what Todd does also. Whenever he wants to nurse he'll go find a pillow (lately it's been a leopard print my sil made for my dd) and brint it to me. He used to say na-na for nursing (started at about 7mo) but he doesn't articulate nursing at all anymore. Just brings me the pillow and then gets po'd if I don't drop everything to nurse him immediately.
I am nursing a toddler but I have no funny stories
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