I am creating a new blog titled, "Things you thought you never say as a Mama (http://mamamojo.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/things-you-thought-youd-never-say-as-a-mama/)."

I have a few, but I need some more funny material. At this point I plan to leave all additions anonymous - but if you want your name included I will.

So when something slips out and you think, "What did I just say?" lemme know!

I have a horrible memory and I wish I could remember more. The other day at work I had to tell a kid,

"Go get your own worm." on the playground. My co-worker thought it was the funniest thing. Of course it was followed by a rather loud hiccup, so maybe that was why. But she keeps repeating it all the time....