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punkin
04-25-2005, 11:24 AM
Taylor is my longest BF babe (just turned 2). Some of the things she does cracks me up.

She likes to sit on my lap facing me to nurse, then while she's nursing she stands and tries to look around to see what her sisters are doing.

If she happens to be in the room while I'm changing, she will point and say "nunny" and laugh and laugh. (um, i think she's a little too attached to her nunny, lol)

This morning Sarah had a Barbie she was playing with. Of couse she is naked, because what good is a doll w/ clothes on, lol. Taylor got hold of her and was looking at her, pointed to her boobs, and said "nunny?" At 1st I thought she was going to try to put her mouth on it, but I was able to distract her w/ something else.

Share your funnies.

emilytoys
04-25-2005, 11:48 AM
and his newest verbal "trick" is "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, lub."

He runs at us from across the room crooning "awwwwww, lub" and then presses his little face inbetween ours (awww, love -- get it?).

So I 'm naked in my sort-of walk-in closet, looking for a shirt and he runs down the hall with an "awwwwwww, lub" and presses his face in-between MY BOOBS.

And pats them, and kisses them and lubs all over them...sigh.

punkin
04-25-2005, 12:53 PM
Thats cute! I figured the "lub" meant love even before I read that part. lol

tinamaries
04-25-2005, 01:04 PM
She likes to sit on my lap facing me to nurse, then while she's nursing she stands and tries to look around to see what her sisters are doing.
distract her w/ something else.

Share your funnies.

My 23 month old, does the same exact thing lol, I thought he was the only silly one :)

Over the weekend I was soooo tired and just wanted a moments peace to lay down without nursing too and I told him, nursies went to sleep, shhhh. He looked at me puzzled and started to poke them and say up, up, and use the sign for up lol. I realized he was telling "them" to wake up lol :)

Daisy
04-25-2005, 01:08 PM
James says "bye, bye nummies" when I am putting on my bra in the morning! It is SO funny.

He also does the 'lub' thing. He will sit with me on the couch and reach under my shirt and pet my breast and say 'luv nummy'. :heart:

He also will tell you that Gramma's nummies are broke. My mom said she had to tell him that when he figured out she had breasts one day when he was falling asleep on her lap and reached up her shirt. :lol:

This weekend we were visiting a friend who has a newborn and she was bf'ing. James walked by and looked at her, got closer and said "yumm nummies...." and smacked his lips!!

I have a feeling, he will never wean! ahhaha He loves his nummies.....

eastonbennett
04-25-2005, 01:16 PM
Argh, I keep trying to reply and my daycare baby on my lap has deleted it twice, anyway...My ds is almost 4 (May 10), I weaned him when he was almost 3, so he has been weaned for a little over a year. Just the other day he saw me without a shirt on and he said "Mommy, do you remember when I drank out of your milkies?". I replied "yes", then he said "I did that becasue I loved you so much!". Awww, how sweet is that. I am so happy he still remembers!

Shelly
04-25-2005, 01:54 PM
Around Christmas this year, 3yo dd took a shower with my 22yo sister and informed her "you have nursies like mommy! but you don't have any milk!" My sister just about died, rofl...

MamaLotus
04-25-2005, 02:49 PM
My daughter Ruby does the same thing - she loves to hold both of my breasts and mash her face between them and shake her head back and forth. She is worse than a teenage boy! She cries when I put my bra on. So far today I have nursed a giraffe, a dinosaur, Elmo, and a sea horse. :lol:

punkin
04-25-2005, 04:12 PM
OMGoodness! These are so cute! I'm so glad to read what your kiddo's do, and that I'm not the only one. I've never been around anyone else thats BF this long, its good to know we arent totally alone.

Tara62
04-25-2005, 08:26 PM
This is funny now, but at the time I was sooooooooo offended. I was nursing Emily and she said, "Mommy, you're stinky!" Waaaaaaaaaaah! LOL