lol..I want to be entertained... ok so I could give my kids a bottle of chocolate syrup and watch the mess happen but that's not the type of entertaining that I want.... any idea?

Fave websites?

I'm already ready for today to be over. It's a good time to finish the day when your 4 yo takes all the bbqd corn on the cob (my favorite bbq food) outside decorates the yard with the husks and then leaves ALL the corn in the grass. What???? Then dh calls to say he'll be late... yep he called ... usually he calls at that time when he is in the car after getting off the train (20 mins away) this time it was from his desk down town and he wouldn't be leaving for another 30 mins... aka he's 2 hours later than his "normal" late time.

I don't want to sew, I don't want to clean, and when I tried to veg in front of the tv the kids jumped me. lol.

Pleasssse tell me a funny story, joke, website?

Any sillyness would be appreciated so I don't have to dwell on the local bs that is going on and my mind keeps rehashing.

Wanna get in on my humonalungous fabric websites list? And go look at what I posted for you on the sewing board!:D

http://www.blinkerfluid.com

*disclaimer:not for the easily offended*

:D

www.nickjr.com

He plays with Blue and Steve, Oswald and Weenie (a dog!), and Little Bill, Bob the Builder and SO much more!
He LOVES it!

How about fingerpainting with pudding? (or in your case chocolate syrup?) LOL

LOTS of fun to do and SO much fun to clean up! (tell them to lick it off their hands! LOL)

((HUGS))
(((((

Originally posted by Irish Sea~~
http://www.blinkerfluid.com

lm just say I'm smileing already.. Duct Tape Fashions (http://www.ducttapefashion.com/beta/index.htm)

Originally posted by Lydiasmomma
Wanna get in on my humonalungous fabric websites list? And go look at what I posted for you on the sewing board!:D

I'm on my way over right now.

So if I get lost you all will know why.

Omgoodness....take a peek at this...

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/page4.htm

http://www.b3ta.com/catgame/

worth a chuckle at least

The Cab Driver
> >>
> >> A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could
scare him so much.

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day
as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
> >> years!"

A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a glass of water and sits down at the bar. The waitress glares at him, pulls a gun on him and orders him to leave the restaurant. He stands up, smiles, says "Thank you" and walks out.

Why?

I am LMBO!

http://www.store.yahoo.com/mallerypressllc/worquilworco.html

Originally posted by TinkleBelle
A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a glass of water and sits down at the bar. The waitress glares at him, pulls a gun on him and orders him to leave the restaurant. He stands up, smiles, says "Thank you" and walks out.

Why?
I dunno???

Originally posted by Thmom

I dunno???

hiccups :D

Originally posted by olismama
I am LMBO!

http://www.store.yahoo.com/mallerypressllc/worquilworco.html


I donno I may have some quilts that could be in the running. :)
Like the one I'm holding off on right now... scares me that it will not have flat seams for the next step because of all the different type of fabrics that I'm useing... lol so for now it makes a ... what is it called when you have fabric draped over a canopy that's it... it makes a canopy over the dining room table... out of the way yet I can view it at any time.

Originally posted by Thmom
worth a chuckle at least
Today is my first day
as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the last 25
> >> years!"

roflol I was a little slow on getting it but that is the lol funny i was needing... in fact dh walked in as I figured it out.

thanks!

Here is another fun one. Careful it can be addictive...

www.flingthecow.com/flash/

A room is locked from the inside (no other way to get in) and there are no signs of forcible entry. Inside the room, the floor is wet, the heater is on, and a man is hanging from the rafters.

What happened?


In another room, there are 53 bicycles and 2 men dead from gunshot wounds. When they found the man with the gun, he told the police it was BECAUSE there were 53 bicycles in the room.

Why?

Okay the first one, the man was standing on a block of ice, which melted with the heat from the heater.

I have no idea about the room with 53 bicycles??

Originally posted by mum2tori
I have no idea about the room with 53 bicycles??

a deck of cards that has the bicycles on it... I don't recall the brand.

and the deck is only supposed to have 52 cards that's why there was a problem :)

q

thanks for the bump :) I needed it today

A man and his son get into a bad accident. The man dies, his son is taken to the emergency room. The attending doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, it's my son!"

How is the doctor related to the boy??

I have only had 1 person ever get it.

megan

Originally posted by CookiePantsMama
A man and his son get into a bad accident. The man dies, his son is taken to the emergency room. The attending doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, it's my son!"

How is the doctor related to the boy??


I know it do you want me to give the answer?

:)

I know, I know!! The doctor was the boys MOTHER! :)

I actually got one! Wow, I'm terrible at riddles! *lol*

Cheryl

Did you already know or did you figure it out???

It's a good one to try out on your DH, DD and DS--good lesson for all of us!!

Ciao!
Meg

LMBO at the flying cow thing!! I love it!! I sent it to DH so he can play it at work tomorrow.. LOL