Okay, Umbridge is sort of a stereotypical poisonous virgin- Like in movies from the forties and fifties.

Centaurs are famous for being lustful.

Umbridge gets taken off into the forest by a centaur, yet returns visibly not damaged, yet shocked into silence.

Is it me, or does anyone else think she had an amorous interlude?

Ari

LOL I didn't know that about centaurs. That is a pretty funny idea.

Dirty mind? Nah. Deep, maybe....in an erotic kind of way....but not dirty!
And now that I think about it......yeah, Delores Umbridge is just like the stuffy librarian that walks around like she's got an ice cube up in there.....just needs a roll in the hay to perk her up a bit!

ROFL! I love it:p