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You guys are hi-larious...
I already look like enough of a sideshow, as my lower-floor office has a big window (without drapes) near the ceiling, so I'm already hunched over my desk, trying to discretely pump n' read while the occasional person strolls by. Thankfully, it's at the rear of the building and people don't often do. You should have seen the time I lost control of one of the 'elements' while it was pumping and breastmilk went spraying all over my computer. My computer hasn't had an ear infection since...
Thanks for all the suggestions, everyone. I should have one of those side-by-side stain tests, like on commercials, and let you know the results. I'll do a little digital movie, with me in my rubber pumping apron (can anyone make me one of these?), spraying and rubbing various stain treaters/soaps into my skirts. Then I'll put it on the internet and draw a huge crowd of fetishists... but that's another thread...
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